Shut up and put your money where your mouth is

Today I've decided that in order to get larger boobs,

I've gotta be FAT.

Like,

reallllllyyyyy fat.

Evidence:

Which reminds me of something Niangniang said a long time ago:

"If your boobs are so small even when you're fat now,

wouldn't they become concave if you ever slim down?!"

Moreover...

WHO WOULD DATE MY FATS?

Daryl: "All you do is eat. And surf the net, maybe.

But even when you surf the net you're eating!"

I got so shocked I just stared at him, HAHA.

Here's one tough chick who doesn't mind being fat at all:

Awww, ain't she just adorable?