Angsty Teenager

Because I'm in a bad mood now I shall rant on annoying stuffs people do.

#1: Use "much" incorrectly

Eg. I feel like having fast food so I ordered Mac, much.

CORRECT USAGE:

 A: -points at B's legs- "OMG. Wax much?"

#2: Refer to their iPod Touches as "Touchy"

HELLO?

"Touchy" is the name of my iPod Touch,

it does not equate to every iPod Touch!

(D you're the exception okay I allow you to use!)

#3 Grumble sourly, "You got easy money lor"

Cmon, my job is no easy feat.

What you see is the 5 bucks I get for drying per dog,

and the things I buy after getting my pay.

What you don't see though is how I have to schedule appointments, tag and pack stocks, handle very aggressive dogs who bite even the nozzle of the hairdryer.

And y'know what?

All the above are included in the $5/dog pay!

Besides, my boss (mom) is a very fussy and particular person who wants everything in pristine order, down to the details of font size.

Easy money you say?

#4 Use "bahs", "hais", etc.

It's alright if you use "ba" or "hai" because they are hanyu pinyin,

but it is not alright to add an "s" and a "h" here and there.

It's just plain annoying, understand?

(Now imagine my nonchalent voice in your head)

Disclaimer:

 this post is not directed to anyone,

 but if you think I'm talking about you,

 I most probably am.