I've got a Kate Spade! (L)
Once I saw it I messaged Dad (who's on a business trip)
Me: Daddy, I bought a Kate Spade bag okay! (:
Dad: Ok. But what's a kate spade bag?
Me: It's a $560 bag, but I can share it with mommy!
Dad: Waaa ok
My dad's so cute!
HAHA and I'm not saying that just because he bought me a bag okay!!
The above is a perfect example of why I don't want a daughter!
Girls are sooo troublesome right?
And this leads me to imagine my future...
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I can totally see myself with this surgeon husband,
and we'ld have dinner every night at a long table,
but we'ld still sit adjacent of each other unless we're hosting a dinner party.
He'ld have his steak medium raw, while I'ld have my grilled dory in an effort to lose another few pounds.
We'ld have 2 boys, who would break many girls' hearts in years to come.
D and I would bring her little girl shopping for Disney princess's bedsheets,
costumes,
pretty hairbands,
Barbie dolls...
And I'ld go over for tea parties held in her garden, or summer parties at the beach next to her place.
Princess would whisper in my ear about her crush on a little boy,
and force me to pinky-promise her that I won't tell her mommy.
Of course, though,
I'ld tell D and then give her the eye so she won't dig details from Princess.
but we'ld still sit adjacent of each other unless we're hosting a dinner party.
He'ld have his steak medium raw, while I'ld have my grilled dory in an effort to lose another few pounds.
We'ld have 2 boys, who would break many girls' hearts in years to come.
D and I would bring her little girl shopping for Disney princess's bedsheets,
costumes,
pretty hairbands,
Barbie dolls...
And I'ld go over for tea parties held in her garden, or summer parties at the beach next to her place.
Princess would whisper in my ear about her crush on a little boy,
and force me to pinky-promise her that I won't tell her mommy.
Of course, though,
I'ld tell D and then give her the eye so she won't dig details from Princess.
Every first weekend of the month,
we'ld all go camping with Mix's family,
consisting of her acrobat husband (she only dates guys who jump/flip/sommersault) and say, eight kids.
If we see an injured animal along the way,
I'ld know how to bandage it, and would do so.
we'ld all go camping with Mix's family,
consisting of her acrobat husband (she only dates guys who jump/flip/sommersault) and say, eight kids.
If we see an injured animal along the way,
I'ld know how to bandage it, and would do so.
From time to time,
we'll go see Leigh at one of her shows during their world tour,
and then meet for drinks at some random club.
We'ld say, "Yknw, it's not so bad to have kids"
and she'ld say, "Well at least I can still swear whenever I want to"
AND THEN I WALKED OUT OF THE SHOWER. (:
we'll go see Leigh at one of her shows during their world tour,
and then meet for drinks at some random club.
We'ld say, "Yknw, it's not so bad to have kids"
and she'ld say, "Well at least I can still swear whenever I want to"
AND THEN I WALKED OUT OF THE SHOWER. (:
HAHAHAHA I LOVEEE THIS POST TTM!!! WHY DIN'T I SEE IT LUH?! :-D YOU FORESEE THAT IMMA STAY IN A BIG BIG HOUSE NEXT TIME ALREADY! THAT'S REALLY GOOD HAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS FUTURE.
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