One day, in the midst of a titration experiment,

I exclaimed,

 "OMG LOOK LOOK THIS IS SO PRETTY!"

And then Little Nuriko (Chem Tchr) came along and said,

"That's just due to the difference in densities"

Which makes me conclude:

 the smarter a girl gets, the slimmer her chances of getting a boyf become.

(Although nuriko is married)

Imagine, guys, bringing your girlf to the beach to watch the sunset.

Guy: "Look sweetheart, the setting sun is as beautiful as you are"

- flashes award-winning smile-

Girl: "Well that's just due to the rotation of the Earth."

 

Or when both of you lie on the sweet-smelling grass, admiring the stars (or rather, YOU are)

Guy: "Baby you're as dazzling as those stars"

 -looks at girl endearingly-

Girl: "...which have been burned out long ago"

Moral of the story?

BIMBOS FTW :}