Just think of me, and I'll be there

I've been blog-hopping the whole afternoon.


If there's anything I've learnt from that,
it is the fact that I really cannot tolerate people with bad English.
I mean, you don't have to be really fanciful with your words,
but at least get your subject-verb agreement right?

"I hate people which is ugly."
"This just don't fits me!"
"If I am rich, I will do ladeedah."

oh come on!







"Tell my about your story, Agar Amir!"

"It's about a man who have found a magical cup.
Whenever he cries into the cup, his tears will turn into pearls.
At the end of the story, he stands on top of a mountain of pearls
with a knife and his dead wife in his arms."

"Oh, he killed his wife so that he'll be rich."

"You're fast, Hassan."

"Can I ask you something, Agar Amir?"

"Sure."

"Why couldn't he have just smelled an onion?"



Sometimes, the simple-minded come up with the best solution.