Steph babe and i. I love ballons.

Yes Xuesha,

I love ballons too!

That's not the worst.

Her profile says:

LOVE is what am i treasuring now.

Iam good at long time SLEEPING !

I'm just really shocked that none of her friends helped her with her English!

I mean, Michelle and Kaykay speak good English, no?

Why the hell is she Miss Maxim anyway,

since she has flabs like any average girl?

(Don't look at her photos,

go view her videos!

I got such a shock when I saw her on S-factor)

XIAXUE BEATS XUESHASHA ANY DAY!

My hair was supposed to be something like that!

But IDK how to blow and twirl and scrunch and style luh can? ):

OHHH and when I was on the bus today,

an uncle sitting behind me spoke on the phone really loudly.

"HARLO? 

Ah yes.

You eat already?

No you go eat, I eat already, I eat myself"

HAHAHA, UNCLE, DO YOU TASTE GOOD?

Just think of me, and I'll be there

I've been blog-hopping the whole afternoon.


If there's anything I've learnt from that,
it is the fact that I really cannot tolerate people with bad English.
I mean, you don't have to be really fanciful with your words,
but at least get your subject-verb agreement right?

"I hate people which is ugly."
"This just don't fits me!"
"If I am rich, I will do ladeedah."

oh come on!







"Tell my about your story, Agar Amir!"

"It's about a man who have found a magical cup.
Whenever he cries into the cup, his tears will turn into pearls.
At the end of the story, he stands on top of a mountain of pearls
with a knife and his dead wife in his arms."

"Oh, he killed his wife so that he'll be rich."

"You're fast, Hassan."

"Can I ask you something, Agar Amir?"

"Sure."

"Why couldn't he have just smelled an onion?"



Sometimes, the simple-minded come up with the best solution.