Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tell me what you see when you're looking at me.


Clickclick,
this is funny!








im asking u out.

Daphine
huhhhhh
then see your what?

yock
my face.
LOL

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.


yock
wrk and gt ur camera.

Daphine
-does th eyebrow thing-

yock
and in the meantime, out for a date with me.
=)

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.
.

yock
bungalow?

Daphine
eh nope
semi-d

yock
rich kid.
ok bye.
i got phobia on rich fella.







Wtf.
Sometimes,
I'ld rather live in a flat,
so nobody would assume that I'm rich and whatevers.

And people would start sharing cab fares.



---------edited------------



yock
olrite, see u in 4 yrs time. =)

Daphine
thought you said bye alrdy?

yock
u too cute for me to give up.
=)









uh oh.





--------edited-----------



yock
then we shall carry on this conversation in 4 yrs time pah.

Daphine
LOL

yock
bye sweet, gd luck for exam.

Daphine
kay, bye!





LOL.
Hilarious much?
4 years later.
HAHAHA.
Totally taiwanese drama style :O

Study dates (L)

One of those kicks-off-flipflops-and-leans-on-glass-wall-while-revising day.



Bobby thinks that this is an amazing feat.
Darly, Mix and me thinks he is a kuku.
HAHA.




Mix just had to draw a couple on my feet every day.


P.S. REALLY NEED A PEDICURE UHHHHHHH. ):




This is my good friend Mixie,
and this is what she has done to my binomial qn.
JUST ADMIT YOU DON'T KNW HOW TO DO LUH!






While doing her math...

Mix: -grabs my head with both hands and shakes real hard-
"I'VE SOLVED IT!!!!!"
-5sec later-
"Yknw what? I hvn't solved it yet!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!"


And when she has finally solved the question,
she proceeded to box me and slam her head on the table continuously.

(I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHILE TYPING THIS HAHAHAHAA)



"Please give me some shihlin chicken!!"



HAHAHA yes Bobby,
WE KNOW.







NOOO you're not supposed to see this!
Hahaha.
(actually, we have more junk food on the chair :O )

Pinches tummy, -frowns-




 ------------edited-----------------

On FB 10min ago...


Mix: "OMFGGGGGGG"
Me: "OMG did you leave the stuffs on the bus?"
 Mix: "YOU GOT FULL MARKS FOR YOUR BLOODY CHINESE CLOZE PASSAGE
WTF!q
I GOT 2 WRONGS!
OMGOMGOMGOMG
:(
IS MY CHINESE THAT BAD?"





Hohoho Tan Ximin,
PWN! \m/

Monday, September 28, 2009

If everyone cared, nobody cries.



On 98.7 fm tonight,
Muttons were reading out a message which goes,
"Baby, don't be stressed up over exams! Because I love you!"

And then Justin/Vernon scoffed,
"HAHA. As if got use like that!
You can sit there and give her answers meh?"



LOL.
I know, right?
Love is way overrated sometimes.




P.S. I think my math tutor's getting really impatient with me already! WHY!

Tutor: "So what's the original length?"
Me: "Errr 24e^-0.02(0)"
Tutor: " -.- 24 luh"

andddddd...


Tutor: "Differentiate this."
Me: -keys into calculator: [ (1/3) - (1) ] -
Tutor: "YOU NEED CALCULATOR FOR THAT?!"



...


Lyfe suxxx.
Make it better pweeese.


Saturday, September 26, 2009

'Cos everything is never as it seems


LOOK LOOK LOOK!!



hoho,
happy happy happy :D
I'd wanted to get gemstone green,
but I was worried tht it would turn out badly,
like my sapphire blue.
HAHA.
no balls much?

Got sterling grey instead,
which,
I swear looked the same as my grey.
I'll probably only see the difference after I put them on?


Anyw,
was on twitter,

(I can alrdy hear Mixie's voice in my head
"CONCENTRATE!!!!!!!" whooopsie!)

and I saw this:




AND GOT REALLY EXCITED!

Everybody knows I've always wanted G10 right,
and I really thought G20 was like,
vr.2 of G10 or something!


While gasping for air,
I googled G20 immediately.
And...





WTF, disappointing much?

Now I feel like a bimbo! ):

As if this was my first bimbotic moment hahaha!
Whoopsie! :O




Clickclick, this is funny!


Niangniang's mom's funny luh!
Not to mention the times when she thought niangniang and I were tgt o.o!


OHOH!
And did you know,
it is possible for a phone to have functions which allows you to watch TV!


BET CHA NEVER KNEW THAT!



P.s. I made him hold that fullscap pad cos the antenna couldn't really be seen against his uniform.



COOL OR WHAT?!
Considering the fact that it's a china imitation of my Pixon! O.O

Although..
Idk what I'ld do with that function though,
since I've never enjoyed shit mediacorp dramas ('cept S factor!).
Would I be able to subscribe to cable?








Me: "I'ld never want to date a philosopher!
We'ld take forever to decide on what to eat 'cos he'll be telling me the philosophies behind menus O.O"

Mix: "No philosophers would want to date you anyw! You're too dumb!"

Me: "Excuse me, I'm challenging please!:

Mix: "YOU'RE CHALLENGING TO TALK TO
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND ANYTH
HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

and she continued laughing for the next 5min, I swear.
FUNNY MEH. o.o?


Friday, September 25, 2009

Fucking fucking mistake of 2 years ago



Now nobody will call me dumb anymore (:

Candy covered on top but so bitter underneath



shoot,
juxx found out datt more peepos dunn lykk mieex!
yyies?
iie am such a nice gurrlx.
pouts.
korkor/didi/meimei/jiejie/mama/papa/honeys comfort miiex bahhs.






Snorts,
as if I would really be that bothered!
I barely knew some of you existed! HAHAHA.
Kiss my ass, xoxo.



Because there will still be people who love me.
For instance, dear leighleigh:


Me: "Eh i think if i were in your place,
your mom would love me luh.
Piano princessy me."
Leigh: "what!"
-pauses for 3 seconds-
"OMG that's so true!
Fuck you piano princess!"



or cutiepie Mixie:
Me: "eh bitch leh"
Mix: "talking about yourself?! :O"


or darly:
Darly: -looks at me-
"You have fat cheeks like Clara!!"




-inserts smooch-

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I've forgotten what title I'd wanted for this post.

I was on the train just now and I saw this girl.
She's twenty or so but that ain't the main point.
The main point is: she was prancing around in killer heels!

And the first thing which came to my mind:
OMG DARLY THAT'S SO GONNA BE US IN 5 YEARS' TIME! :O

(:


Leigh:"..I think it happened a long time ago though cos my mom was still sleeping with my uncle.."
Me: O.O!!
Leigh: O.O oh dear

Hahahahahah. (L)conversations while the whole sch's singing the anthem.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Stop existing and start living

This,



is the reason why I couldn't study with Mix today.

Had 14 dogs over at my place, and many other humans.
Haha, pics on FB - no patience to load here.

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Momma just came into my room to talk to me about Daryl (brother).
Apparently he talked to her about taking up another flute course with a private tutor,
in addition to his existing course with Yamaha.

I sorta think his case is similar to leigh's, somehow.


Of course, mom talked to him about coping and all,
and he confidently said, "Then I'll take it as having 2 ccas" (excluding his SJI band)

 
Mom told me about the stuffs she told him about,
like how I'm very strong academically,
how I'm sensible enough to check up on Universities and their bridging modules.


The conversation made my day (or more like, the remaining hours of the day),
because it has really been a while since I've last heard phrases.


I don't ever want mom to find out that I am actually struggling to promote.



Because these things will change







I know these 2 look similar but they are not the same kay!

I couldn't decide which was better so both shall be posted up here (:



Anyway,
Zhi Wei was telling me that his friends commented that I've changed.
Apparently I used to be "very nice to people but not anymore".

A lil' puzzled at first,
but after flipping through a random old notebook I've found lying around...

I totally agree with the first part.




Whees. Wahahs. Hahahs.


pon-ed. ew.


Veronicadardar. lalahs.
I SUPER FEEL LYK TAKING BICULTURAL.



Leigh, look at you.
lala.
Who the hell was tuxedo guy anyway?

And lastly,
the most shocking one of all:




Wtf -.-
Well I like myself this way better, so

SUCK IT UP. :O

Sunday, September 20, 2009

It's the little things in life that make you smile the brightest

Today,
I'm happy.

No,
I'M FREAKING JUMPS-UP-AND-DOWN-AND-SCALE-WALLS ECSTATIC,
because I've managed to make Touchyyy so very pretty!









  





Darly,
MINE'S BETTER THAN YOURS!




If you would like me to help you make your iPod Touch pretty too,
do drop me an email and we'll discuss the price (:

P.s. I hate to break this to potential customers,
but I'll never make your iPod prettier than mine B-)

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Gloomy gloomy day




Some teacher at the front: "..Took 2H3s..
Me: "Doesn't it scare you when people take 2H3s while we can't even take 1?
Leigh: "We can't even take 4H2s!"
Mix: "Both of you might not even promote -.-"
Niang: "-coughs- 4M -coughs-"


I'm really terrified.
Well then again, as if you don't already know that.




---------EDITED @ 2231HR----------
Thank you for the presents Dashy (:
Btw, both ear candies broke alrdy uh HAHAHA.
I shall try to mend them with super glue?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Don't tell me who I should be, again.


I've finally receieved my present from Darly and Bobby,
and it (or rather, the whole package) was totally gorgeous!



The best part?


Unravelling it was an adventure much. (:


I immediately recognised those as serviettes from Macdonalds!



Darly said Bobby said these look glam HAHA.
That silly girl bought the wrong size,
but it fits :O
How come my other Cotton On flats are of sizes 38 and 39?

Magical feet, gasps!






Anyway,
Leigh, Tanwany &I got into trouble for changing in class.


Chinese school, snorts.




"I'm awesome!"
"Kay, I'm Daphine."
Understatement much, -does eyebrow thing-




It's the start of something new -
can you feel it too?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Cute,
but annoying.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

16th, (L)

Hm.. I wonder what day today is?



Well duh,
it's my birthday!
Tan Xi Min (apparently) single-handedly planned a treasure hunt for me!
(in actual fact the 3 of them planned it together!)


I had clues like
1. G R _ _ _   _ _ A N D.
2. P E _ _ O _ R _ _ _ _   _ R T S   _ _ _ L D _ N G
3. I S O _ _ _ _  O N   T _ _ L ET

Very difficult meh?!


She said they actually didn't want to give me so many letters,
but since Niangniang couldn't figure the clues out,
they figured I won't get it if Niang couldn't,
because I'm apparently less intelligent than he is!

Well well,
common misconception much?


At every station of the hunt,
I'll get a small bouquet of daisies
(which happen to be my favourite flowers, hint hint!)
and my gift.


I got an MNG tank from Leigh,
hilarious pink dress from Mix,
and cotton on skirt from Tanwany (:
LOVE YOU GUYS!


Niangniang : "Wah, last year precious precious,
this year use as vase alrdy uh! :O "
HAHA. But I didn't really have a choice 'cos the daisies were about to die!
Hahha, sorry huh yongyu, I'm sure you won't mind (:

This is the high-class rubbish bin from YL Daddyy and Jillian.


Random piggy bank from Yimingggggg.


Leigh insisted that those gifts were suggestive, HAHA.
Well, considering the state of my desk in school...
... whoops!


These are from niangniang, kimyee and kimberly (:
AND BEHOLD,
Mixie's gift :O





Darly: "O.O"
Jessie Eu: "OMG what is that?"
Me: "Er, birthday present, hahah"
Jessie Eu: "From Japan?!"
Me: "No..."
Jessie Eu: -disgusted face-
Me: "would you wear this?"
Jessie Eu: "Er, according to my taste, no luh..."
Me: "Do you think I would?"
Jessie Eu: "Hm, if you were to be a clown on stage you would!"
 
Top's from Leigh,
and skirt's from Tanwany (:

In addition to all that fantastic stuffs,
I also got a custom-made mirror from yuheng and yongyu,
which apparenlty "suits you, vain girl!"


and some mysterious present from zhiwei which I can't open until
after EOYs.
WHY NOTTTTT?


BIRTHDAY GURRRRL'S OVER THE TOP,
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GUYS! (L)



"You know why I don't play Dota?" 
"Hm?"
"Because of you."
"??"
"Because you told me a long time ago, not to get addicted."




"These 2 days felt like a dream."
"HAHA! You hvn't been sleeping well huh,
so you're like floating around?"
"Nope, because you're finally talking to me"