Don't you hate it when...

...people refer to us as "River Valley Sec"?

Earlier, while my class was at the museum,

I overheard a security guard's conversation with another security guard.

I did not technically eavesdrop because his walkie-talkie was blasting.

(Which reminds me... Whatever happened to my walkie-talkie O.O??

For those who haven't been following my blog,

we communicate via walkie-talkies at home)

Security guard: "..ahh River Valley Sec students uh.."

 

Me: "HIGH!!!"

Security: "Ah, hello hello"

Actually I don't think our situation is as bad as that of Dunman High,

or worse:

ACS I(ndependent),

because River Valley Sec does not actually exist.

I'm sure many Dunman High students have been mistaken for Dunman Sec students, eh?

I'm not prejudiced against people from neighbourhood schools,

but you won't want people to point at your Chanel and say,

"Ooo that's a pretty Coach tote you have there!"

would you?

P.S. I've heard that the Seth Goh dude on FB is actually the Principal.

Just went to his profile and saw his only photo:

Caption says: Zouk 2009

Felt quite insulted because the Principal felt that the only thing youngsters care about these days is PARTYING, if that guy is really the Principal at all.

Yes,

I do care about

Health Reforms in America,

How Global Warming is Killing our Polar Bears Before Coach Does,

and The Stock Market.

And no I wasn't serious about the above.

Well if that Seth guy really is the principal,

(just like how we all agree with Kenneth Phooi that Leigh's Zach is really just an old Chinese man sitting on a wheelchair behind the screen)

then

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 YOU'VE GOT BUSTED!

OO, O

DID YOU GET THE TITLE?

Yknw, like two Os and 1 O ?

GOT IT????

Hahaha, never mind me.

More photos of the countdown!

(Taken by Canon Baby)

I'm so disappointed with Facebook! ):

Not only do they not allow me to display "Muffin" as my last name,

they don't provide text message notifications for Singaporeans too!

Even South Africa has that service!

#1 Source of Entertainment (Y)

VS.

 

Which Daphine do you like better?

p.s. I've realised we both have bangs HAHA

Random thought:

I miss old-fashioned courtships.

Well, I can't exactly say I miss them since I haven't lived in an era without advanced technology.

As much as random messages might be sweet,

wouldn't things be more realistic without messages?

I mean, people don't even break up with each other face-to-face anymore!

That's really rude IMO.

P.S. From the way things look I doubt I would score well for EOYs. Gawdzxc.

"To be a manager you have gotta be a MAN!

Or else it'ld be called a KIDager."

                                   - Mr. Krabs

Close your eyes and dream of me tonight

Hello.

While bathing,

I had an idea!

This is a Pretty and Intelligent Girl.

And then one day she decided to go to Hawaii for a tan!

But she applied mineral oil instead of sun screen,

and got a third degree sun burn ):

One day 50 years later,

she sat on the rocking chair,

closed her eyes,

and reminiscence overwhelmed her.

She clearly remembered the first time she fucked,

her partner said she looked like this:

But well I'm glad that most of the time,

she looks like this:

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

Never believe any girl when she claims she doesn't edit her pictures.

Because even simple editing of shadows and contrast is considered editing!

Nah this post isn't directed to anybody,

I just felt bored. (:

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Leigh: "Eh I've met this guy on myspace! He's from Florida!"

Me: "GOOD!
I've just finished my supply of Florida's Natural orange juice,
can you get him to send some??"

Come to think of it,

I should have gotten her to ask DJ for my gummy snakes! (Natural Confectionary Co., Australia)

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James Lujan October 3 at 6:56pm

you are very very pretty cute cute...

are you in singapore?

nice to meet u:)

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:18pm

Yup haha. Thanks.

Sent via Facebook Mobile

James Lujan October 3 at 9:24pm

great im in sg too :)

how old are u?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:27pm

16. I bet you're old right hahah. Oops.

Sent via Facebook Mobile

James Lujan October 3 at 9:31pm

im 23...too old?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:36pm

eh I guess? hahahah.

Sent via Facebook Mobile

 James Lujan October 3 at 9:38pm

really?? :(

do u study or work?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:41pm

Studying of course! Hahaha. I'm in yr4 of high school. Are you a local here?

Sent via Facebook Mobile

James Lujan October 3 at 9:42pm

im from america but i live here now :)

do u have bf?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 10:05pm

Nope i'm single (:

Sent via Facebook Mobile

James Lujan October 3 at 10:07pm

really...why u dont like bf? u never had b4?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 11:29pm

I prefer girls haha. You open to lesbianism?

Sent via Facebook Mobile

James Lujan October 4 at 12:37am

yes ofcourse open :)

thats cool...u never tried guys b4? do u have gf?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 4 at 12:44am

guys scare me ): too rough ): nope haha. at my sch, everyone's straight! boring much?

Sent via Facebook Mobile

 James Lujan October 4 at 12:48am

why too rough? maybe u need to meet a sweet guy :)

do u know any lebian girls?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 4 at 12:51am

Yeah a couple, but it's no fun cos it's always just the few of us );

Sent via Facebook Mobile

James Lujan October 4 at 12:57am

why u need so many?

do u have msn? can we chat? add me: tatu21sg1@hotmail.com

yeah, add him if you're bored (:

When all the birds are singing in the sky

Niang's 16th

...has been the most interesting event in these few weeks, boo.

Guess who?

Her name starts w "K" and ends with "IMYEE".

hmmmm....

While we were planning the surprise,

Niang suddenly came out of the house!

So out of shock,

Kimyee had ttly forgotten she was in a box.

While trying to jump/run,

she collapsed with the box, LOL!!

We'd wanted to stick this note to his door,

'cos he wasn't at home for 2 whole hours!! >:(

FYI,

the formiddable Daphine Choo has completed 3 papers, hoho!

Ambitious much? /:

P.S. AREN'T I JUST THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER???

The post-its actually went with cookies,

but the cookies were (burnt and ugly so I refuse to show them!)

Still.....

If you didn't get one,

NEH NEH NEE POO POO!

Stoney's joke of the day:

I doubt many of you would find it funny anwy,

but I laughed for damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn -catches quick breath- nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn long kay!

HAHAHAHAA.

toodieeeeeeeeeeeeeees (L)






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Chun Sian
hahaha
=p
PEBBLE!
IM SLPING
C U IN UR DREAMS
hahaha


Daphine
KAY
BYE
BUT I DONT WNNA SEE YOU IN YOUR TEDDY BEAR PJS!
HAHAHAH


Chun Sian
HAHAHAHA then wat abt pokemon pj?

Daphine
LOL OKAY!!!
AHAHAHAHHA




ME LIKEYS STONEY (:
'cos he's the only guy I talk to who doesn't have any ulterior motives, HAHA.
(other than niang & daddyy of course)



IMMA KEEP MY WORD TO WAKE UP EARLY TO REVISE TOMORROW,


xoxo.

Tell me what you see when you're looking at me.

Clickclick,
this is funny!

yock

im asking u out.

Daphine

huhhhhh

then see your what?

yock

my face.

LOL

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yock

wrk and gt ur camera.

Daphine

-does th eyebrow thing-

yock

and in the meantime, out for a date with me.

=)

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yock

bungalow?

Daphine

eh nope

semi-d

yock

rich kid.

ok bye.

i got phobia on rich fella.

Wtf.

Sometimes,

I'ld rather live in a flat,

so nobody would assume that I'm rich and whatevers.

And people would start sharing cab fares.

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yock
olrite, see u in 4 yrs time. =)

Daphine
thought you said bye alrdy?

yock
u too cute for me to give up.
=)









uh oh.





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yock
then we shall carry on this conversation in 4 yrs time pah.

Daphine
LOL

yock
bye sweet, gd luck for exam.

Daphine
kay, bye!





LOL.
Hilarious much?
4 years later.
HAHAHA.
Totally taiwanese drama style :O