Monday, October 5, 2009

Close your eyes and dream of me tonight



Hello.

While bathing,
I had an idea!


This is a Pretty and Intelligent Girl.




And then one day she decided to go to Hawaii for a tan!
But she applied mineral oil instead of sun screen,
and got a third degree sun burn ):





One day 50 years later,
she sat on the rocking chair,
closed her eyes,
and reminiscence overwhelmed her.




She clearly remembered the first time she fucked,
her partner said she looked like this:




But well I'm glad that most of the time,
she looks like this:







THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

Never believe any girl when she claims she doesn't edit her pictures.

Because even simple editing of shadows and contrast is considered editing!




Nah this post isn't directed to anybody,
I just felt bored. (:


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Leigh: "Eh I've met this guy on myspace! He's from Florida!"

Me: "GOOD!
I've just finished my supply of Florida's Natural orange juice,
can you get him to send some??"




Come to think of it,
I should have gotten her to ask DJ for my gummy snakes! (Natural Confectionary Co., Australia)

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James Lujan October 3 at 6:56pm
you are very very pretty cute cute...
are you in singapore?
nice to meet u:)

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:18pm
Yup haha. Thanks.
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James Lujan October 3 at 9:24pm
great im in sg too :)
how old are u?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:27pm
16. I bet you're old right hahah. Oops.
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James Lujan October 3 at 9:31pm
im 23...too old?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:36pm
eh I guess? hahahah.
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 James Lujan October 3 at 9:38pm
really?? :(
do u study or work?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 9:41pm
Studying of course! Hahaha. I'm in yr4 of high school. Are you a local here?
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James Lujan October 3 at 9:42pm
im from america but i live here now :)
do u have bf?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 10:05pm
Nope i'm single (:
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James Lujan October 3 at 10:07pm
really...why u dont like bf? u never had b4?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 3 at 11:29pm
I prefer girls haha. You open to lesbianism?
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James Lujan October 4 at 12:37am
yes ofcourse open :)
thats cool...u never tried guys b4? do u have gf?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 4 at 12:44am
guys scare me ): too rough ): nope haha. at my sch, everyone's straight! boring much?
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 James Lujan October 4 at 12:48am
why too rough? maybe u need to meet a sweet guy :)
do u know any lebian girls?

Daphine Daphine Daphine October 4 at 12:51am
Yeah a couple, but it's no fun cos it's always just the few of us );
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James Lujan October 4 at 12:57am
why u need so many?
do u have msn? can we chat? add me: tatu21sg1@hotmail.com




yeah, add him if you're bored (:



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