Go find your spirit in "Lost & Found"

I DID IT!

I CAN BE A BAR GIRL ALREADY HAHAHA, JUST IN CASE ALL ELSE FAILS YKNW.

It's actually surprisingly easy!
Maybe I'm just good with the tongue HAHAHA suggestive much.

ALL of you should go to the Robinson's sale happening at Singapore Expo from now 'til 7Feb!

It's fantastic!

I got my NUM dupes for 10bucks, fox apparels at $7 each (includ. dresses).

Steve Madden and Nine West were going @ $30+!!!

But I was lazy to wear heels so I didn't get any.

Seriously, girls look so much better in flats

(unless you walk like SJP! That sexy bitch is A-MA-ZING)

P.S Am planning to change class!!!

Not because I had some disputes w Leigh though.

How could I right?

I love that no-talent-for-telling-jokes-at-all lady!

Actually I'm thinking of taking H2 Econs.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

HAHA yeah luhhhh excited huh D!

Talk about Samaritans

The human species is getting scarier by the minute.

There was an interview held with a Japanese breeder,

on how breeders breed tea-cup poodles

(my toffee isn't even a tea-cup, she's a toy, which is larger than tea-cup). 

He said,

"when the poodle mothers were pregnant,

we gave her very little food,

so that the puppies wouldn't have enough nutrition for growth and development."

So all you people who look at magazines and go

"OMG THIS POODLE LOOKS LIKE A SOFT TOY, KAWAII NEHZZZ!!"

have actually been looking at the dogs' equaivalent of malnutrioned African kids. 

Here come the rain again, falling from the stars

Sometimes I wish I'd looked horrible when I were a year 1:

bucked tooth,

serious malocclusion,

70kg,

wearing those thin-rimmed glasses w metallic, circular frames,

short hair with 1-cm fringe...

But no, I just had to have already had my braces done,

and have been wearing contact lenses since Primary 3.

Only people whose physical appearances have changed drastically  (for the better of cos) are given the compliment "omg she's so pretty now!".

On the other hand,

 people like me,

well, we'll just have to continue being good ol' plain Jane.

P.S. D, Leigh and I are officially in Fitness Club S.I.A., founded by Tian Qi and Yuan Long!

HAHAHA SO FUNNY!

They picked paradise, and put up a parking lot

The crazy guy with his blackbird fly (:

HOW COME PEOPLE CAN TAKE NICE PHOTOS,

BUT I CAN'T???! ):

I haven't sent Tweety(holga)'s photos for processing,

but I'm sure they'll all turn out black (i.e. over-exposed)

because I accidentally opened the back cover and the whole roll of film just unwound.

Mind you, I was in the study room with bright white light.

Fffffbt.

Hates my clumsy fingers. ):

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One day after I got home with shopping bags,

Momo said,

"You won't save money one hor?"

And just when I was trying hard to defend myself,

she concluded,

"You're just like me."

BUT NO.

LOOK MAMA,

CHECK OUT MY PIGGY BEAR BANK!

In there lies my DSLR fund whoohoo!

I showed her this and asked,

"So, you feel like contributing?"

She said, "Okay," and went on to make a show of rummaging through her wallet,

making my heart beat so fast.

Sadly,

this is all the donation I got:

Well I'm sure the amount she donates is inversely proportionate to her love for her wonderful daughter so that's alright!

YES,

I KNOW.

THAT'S ALRIGHT.

P.S.

Anybody interested in a 22-year-old?

With friends like these well who needs enemies?

98.7fm's listeners would have known about the "MEGA HUGE" flea market happening @ Expo from last Friday till today.

Well contrary to that description,

it was not "MEGA HUGE" AT ALL.

In fact,

it was dull, life-less, and everything sorta have a musky feel.

Well at least I've tried the Ramly burger for the first time there so okay luh some credit to the organizers for inviting 'em!

D and I bought lip balms though!

They were so so sooo adorable!
Super old-school kind.

There were Reeves' Peanut Butter, Jez Candy, Jelly Bean's assorted etc etc.

BUT WTH,

$5 wasted >:@

As delicious as they smelled,

the lip balms were bad.

Like, bahhhhhhhh bad.

HAHA if you get what I mean.

D forced Daryl to join in too HAHAHA.

YOU WISH RIGHT, D?! HAHAHA.

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Candy's monkey friend came to visit again this morning!

WHILE I'M TYPING THIS HE IS ACTUALLY OUTSIDE MY BALCONY TRYING TO CATCH TOFFEE BABY FUCK OKAY GTG!!!!!!

Boys boys boys

In February's issue of CLEO,

Cheong Kamei and Cheryl Zhang did a feature about landing a date in 28 days.

Day 11

Laugh like Julia Roberts

...a little known mistake women make is covering their mouths when they laugh. It sends out the signal that you've something to hide. 

Sincere, warm and uninhibited laughter (think Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman)

So here you go girls, the warm, sincere and uninhibited Julia Roberts!

(She laughed a few times in this clip so it's okay if you don't learn her laughter the first time)

TELL ME IF YOU "LAND A DATE" 28 DAYS LATER OKAY,

because until then I am not gonna learn how to laugh.

Life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

Insanity:

doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

-Albert Einstein

I have been trying the

1. home button + on/off button combo

2. home button + vol. up button + on/off button combo

3. smacking phone method (sounds crazy, yet some youtubers swore by this)

I am henceforth insane.

With the shape of an "L" on her forehead

So.

MY PHONE HAS BEEN KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AFTER AN UNEXPECTED FALL OUT OF MY NEWLY-BOUGHT FOLDER ,

AHHHHH!!!!

The screen is white as if it's stuck in the flashlight app forever!!

Surprisingly, though,

I could still pick up phone calls!

When Jia Le called me on the train I freaked out because my phone won't stop beeping,

but the screen's all white with no buttons!

Luckily though, I remembered the positions of the "buttons",

tapped on the right spot on the screen and I immediately heard him shouting,

"stop looking at your nails!!!"

Daddy said I should just restore its settings 'cos the problem might be due to the jail break and shits.

But nope,

that's not working!!

Fuck man, furious with stupid apple.

Go on and laugh, you BB users.

I won't retort no more ):

-limply raises white handkerchief-

Opportunity cost

#1 take A-levels and have a guaranteed admission to Uni

Risk: retaining 

#2 go to NP and do something I love for THREE years - 2 years of modules and 4 mth of internship with the Louisana zoo in USA as my "final exam"

Risk: losing out to an A-level cert holder in terms of admission to uni

How does one choose between these?

Ah well,

I guess I'm taking the A-level route because I'm not one who take the paths less taken by.

You'll have to endure another 2 years of me, bitches!

Ngee Ann Poly

Been listening to 987fm go on and on about NP,

and have thought to myself how the Veterinary Bioscience Diploma suited me,

but that had just been it.

Until this evening.

Momo went to take a look at NP's course,

and she agreed that I should go for that diploma instead of "wasting your two years in RV".

Course structure:

 pink = stuffs we have already covered

green = OH-SO-ULTRA-COOLUMS

 The best part?

My L1R4 is 8 after deducting 2 points from CCA!

SO GOOD RIGHT OMG I'M DAMN HAPPY HAHAHHA!

Sorry if I sound a lil' arrogant /: but I've always thought my L1R5 was 3.0 x 6 = 18

so this is a pleasant surprise for me!!

I'm so so excited now,

Dr. whoever hurry reply me pretty-please-with-whipped-cream-and-a-cherry-on-top!

But it's not all that simple.

Because I'm not good at saying "good bye" at all.

I'm a (freaking reluctant) new leaf

... and so is Miss Call-me-"ash".

ANNOYING SOMETIMES,

when we could have skipped this and that if not for our "New leaf!!!" plan -.-

Anyway,

Lo and behold!

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Closer look?

WHOOHOOHOO!

I don't know why people who got a B are like "wahlao very lousy sia!",

because I seriously think a pass is adequate?

Then again that's because I'm definitely not going to local university,

so I can't really be bothered by the grade.

Here's another one:

Failed teeheehee.

What were you expecting, 11th grade?

I didn't even get my 8th grade!!

 This shit is a fucking waste of my time and $$$!!!

Really surprised that I didn't get 0 for oral though,

'cos I couldn't concentrate on that section at all.

Alan was totally loud (actually everyone was, like wtf right considerate much?) and expressive,

it's so distracting!

Ah well,

我不需要再用华语了! (Y)(Y)(Y)

p.s. D and I bought new pencil cases, yay!

I think it's more like a drawer than a pencil case isn't it HAHA.

CUTE THOUGH, like TTM!!!

YES, I bought it because of the mirror,

but I did not buy it just because of the mirror!!

AWESOMELY ADORABLE!

I can already see myself volunteering stationery just so that I'll be able to open and close it HEEHEE.

P.P.S. Just received an email from my dog trainer:

Hi all,

My dog "Oreo" passed away after going thru a C-section around 2.30pm yesterday.
She left behind 6 beautiful puppies.
http://www.waggie.com.sg/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=263

"Oreo" is one of our star dog who starred in the Broadway musical "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".
She will be cremated at Mount Pleasant Animal Hospital on Tuesday, 12th Jan 2010 at 9.00am. (please note that I have change the time to 9.00am instead of 3.00pm)

Among the CCBB team, Oreo is the first to leave us.
I think Oreo would to see the CCBB team to send her off on Tue.

Regards,
Patrick Wong

I feel so depressed now ):

Somehow I feel more emotional towards animals than to humans -

I cry very hard at funerals for animals but when it comes to humans....

I feel rather apathetic sometimes /:

WHAT IF SUGAR DIES WHILE I'M IN AUSTRALIA?

Definitely not gonna make it back in time,

plus I'ld have missed out on the last 6 years of her life!!!

Aw man okay I need to stop thinking about this.

Gonna go talk to my baby while she's snoring now.

/:

Hello 5Q

School's gonna start tomorrow and I feel tired already.

I mean,

what's with the fresh start and all that New Year's resolution?

What is with the concept of "a year" that makes people think that the 366th day will be a better one?

Hope, I guess.

Well if you ask me,

the people who love me are still gonna be around,

while the people who think I'm a bitch will still be waiting for me to have a fatal fall off the social ladder.



Right,
off to wipe off that turquoise nail polish.


See you guys tmr, 5Q.



(:

SCREAMS AND WAILS

Reality hits hard - I just realised how early I'll have to wait up for school every morning:

FOUR FORTY-FIVE.

Yeap, that's right.

4.45  Get up

5.30  Leave house for Pasir Ris MRT

5.50  Start walking up to platform

6.00  Get onto train

7.00 Arrive at Boon Lay MRT

7.10  Get onto bus

7.20  Arrive in school

FUCKING EARLY LAAAAAAAA.

In order to get 8 hours of sleep daily I'ld have to be in bed by 8.30pm and deep in sleep by 8.45pm.

What would a normal individual be doing at 8.30pm?

Watch TV / do homework / stalk people on FB - AM I RIGHT?

BOOOHOOOHOOO LAAA I FINALLY SEE THE CHARM OF THAT FREAKING HOSTEL.

p.s have restarted my counter!

Steph babe and i. I love ballons.

Yes Xuesha,

I love ballons too!

That's not the worst.

Her profile says:

LOVE is what am i treasuring now.

Iam good at long time SLEEPING !

I'm just really shocked that none of her friends helped her with her English!

I mean, Michelle and Kaykay speak good English, no?

Why the hell is she Miss Maxim anyway,

since she has flabs like any average girl?

(Don't look at her photos,

go view her videos!

I got such a shock when I saw her on S-factor)

XIAXUE BEATS XUESHASHA ANY DAY!

My hair was supposed to be something like that!

But IDK how to blow and twirl and scrunch and style luh can? ):

OHHH and when I was on the bus today,

an uncle sitting behind me spoke on the phone really loudly.

"HARLO? 

Ah yes.

You eat already?

No you go eat, I eat already, I eat myself"

HAHAHA, UNCLE, DO YOU TASTE GOOD?