Taylor Swift cannot sing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUMMY BEAR!

I see Daddy's sexy cleavage!!

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An oddly heartwarming event happened today.

I was sitting behind the rack of Readers' Digest in the library,

sourcing for an article worthy of my GP mini-essay.

Leigh headed off to the book shop to photocopy hers.

Just when she was 2m away,

I heard some words being muttered in Mandarin.

Looking up, I spotted signature dark grey pants with yellow blouse.

And how could I have forgotten... those platform boots.

Uh oh.

 The conversation got louder and soon drew the attention of people in the library,

but the people involved in it seemed oblivious to the commotion they have caused.

I instinctively hid my face behind a copy of RD,

and told myself to ignore the repeated

"朱婉婷在哪里？"

I have no idea what Leigh said because she was really soft and low.

Then came a booming

"朱婉婷!!!!!!!"

-.-

Damnit,

I knew I should have hidden behind The Economist instead -.-

The following conversation happened in Mandarin,

but for convenience sake Imma type it out in English.

Her: Where's your HSK result slip?

Me: Errrrrrr

Her: You see, can't even do anything right!

What socks are you wearing today?

Me: Errr, white socks

Her: Green yesterday and white today?!

Why must you always defy the school rules?

Skirt's too short and socks are wrong...

Take off your socks and throw them away now

Me: Okay okay (but did not do so)

Her: I've checked the HSK scores,

both you and Leigh passed.

I was telling Mdm Lxx Wxx and Mdm Gxx Lxx Hxx that both of you passed because they kept condemning you two.

How could you have not passed?

BTW I suggest you take the HSK exam in April again.

This is a new format so it's easier.

Me: Huhhhh but other than speaking to you now I haven't used Mandarin at all.

Besides I haven't even written my name since the O levels HCL paper.

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Her: You must be more obedient okay?

The new principal doesn't have a good temper so you'll have to behave yourself okay?

WHOA.

Major right.

I immediately felt sooooo touched that she stood up for us in front of my previous 2 Chinese teachers!

Plus she'ld usually scold me for a longer time!

AND SO,

Imma wear RV socks to school tomorrow!

LET THERE BE SPOT-CHECK, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm a (freaking reluctant) new leaf

... and so is Miss Call-me-"ash".

ANNOYING SOMETIMES,

when we could have skipped this and that if not for our "New leaf!!!" plan -.-

Anyway,

Lo and behold!

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Closer look?

WHOOHOOHOO!

I don't know why people who got a B are like "wahlao very lousy sia!",

because I seriously think a pass is adequate?

Then again that's because I'm definitely not going to local university,

so I can't really be bothered by the grade.

Here's another one:

Failed teeheehee.

What were you expecting, 11th grade?

I didn't even get my 8th grade!!

 This shit is a fucking waste of my time and $$$!!!

Really surprised that I didn't get 0 for oral though,

'cos I couldn't concentrate on that section at all.

Alan was totally loud (actually everyone was, like wtf right considerate much?) and expressive,

it's so distracting!

Ah well,

我不需要再用华语了! (Y)(Y)(Y)

p.s. D and I bought new pencil cases, yay!

I think it's more like a drawer than a pencil case isn't it HAHA.

CUTE THOUGH, like TTM!!!

YES, I bought it because of the mirror,

but I did not buy it just because of the mirror!!

AWESOMELY ADORABLE!

I can already see myself volunteering stationery just so that I'll be able to open and close it HEEHEE.

P.P.S. Just received an email from my dog trainer:

Hi all,

My dog "Oreo" passed away after going thru a C-section around 2.30pm yesterday.
She left behind 6 beautiful puppies.
http://www.waggie.com.sg/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=263

"Oreo" is one of our star dog who starred in the Broadway musical "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".
She will be cremated at Mount Pleasant Animal Hospital on Tuesday, 12th Jan 2010 at 9.00am. (please note that I have change the time to 9.00am instead of 3.00pm)

Among the CCBB team, Oreo is the first to leave us.
I think Oreo would to see the CCBB team to send her off on Tue.

Regards,
Patrick Wong

I feel so depressed now ):

Somehow I feel more emotional towards animals than to humans -

I cry very hard at funerals for animals but when it comes to humans....

I feel rather apathetic sometimes /:

WHAT IF SUGAR DIES WHILE I'M IN AUSTRALIA?

Definitely not gonna make it back in time,

plus I'ld have missed out on the last 6 years of her life!!!

Aw man okay I need to stop thinking about this.

Gonna go talk to my baby while she's snoring now.

/:

1 2 3 4 Won't you stay a little more?

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I can NEVER get her stuffs though, because their statuses are always "All Pending"!
Pfftbt. 
So what if they're only $26? I can never get them!
-sulks-


Am drafting a letter to Ek now.
Boo.
I don't like this task ):

I'll have to go on with it though,
or else I'll have to go for HSK (which is quadruple BOO)!

Hahaha.
Gonna continue to hunt for presents with Lovey tomorrow!
Let's hope we won't waste the day away going rounds and rounds with nothing in the end!
(: