Soft kiss and wine

 LOVEY I MISS YOUUUUUUUU! ):





WHEN CAN WE GO OUT AGAIN UHHHHHHHHHH ):
ahhhhh brings me to tears thinking of how little time we get to spend together! ):


p.s. My lovey sucks, do not date him! Just let me suffer for all you girls out there.


heh (:

Pretty woman, walking down the streets

This post is dedicated to pretty people!
(because some people just don't get the term "pretty")

#1. Emma Stormy from Myspace

#2 Emma Watson




#3 Vanessa Hudgens





#4 Ashley Tisdale 
(even her name's pretty!)

#5 (sighs) lovey's Megan Fox

 

Don't you wish you had those looks & bodies? aw!





OH!
One last one!
How could I have forgotten her ?!







 

 HAHAHA.
Tee Hee!

We'll sprinkle gold dust in your hair

 
I feel like vomiting simply by looking at this picture,
I can't take any more cough syrup or I'll kill!
I'm warning youuuuuuuu!



oh btw,
when I went to the the doc's this morning,
there was a caucasian boy in the isolation room with his dad.

Turned out,
he was H1N1 positive!
ohnos, am I gonna get infected?! :O 

Took an influenza test though,
whereby they inserted a cotton swab up my nose! 
Stop sniggering about me being a whiney pig,
it's not those q-tips you use to dig your ear,
but these:

Peeing in your pants already?!

p.s. I'm going to school tomorrowwwww!
p.p.s Mixie missed me! :O She has feelings!! 

"If she doesn't want to be in my life,
it's her loss,
because I'm FREAKING fabulous!"

                             -Marc, Ugly Betty

And how not to look back, even if no one believes us

 



OHNOS.


They are taking class photos tomorrow!



But I will not be going to school!!!

Mommy says that I'm an ahlian,
and Lovey agrees!


OHMYGODDDDDD!



My life is ruined! :O

Hahahaha whatever, Lovey, 
I am NOT over-reacting! (:

 

When I grow up, I wanna be Ximin, I wanna be cool, I wanna be booby!

shattered dreams........





















Nah, just kidding!



gonna show you guys some pictures!
And by "guys", i really mean the male species!

OMG, take a look at FHM's #1 hot woman!

hohoho, hot hot hot.


look, 
here's another picture!

 

 I'll probably be as hot too huh,
if i were made of plastic B-)



Talking about plastic surgery....


Here are the things I want to do once I hit 21:



1. Get eyelash extensions
(those fake ones are such a chore to put on!)





2. Underarm  IPL
(won't have to go for my monthly waxing sessions anymore!
I'd do brazilian IPL too, but moma says it's not worth it..

Hm, it's alright then, I shall continue with my monthly brazilian!)




3. Go BLONDE
like Ashley Tisdale!
She's really prettier than Foxy, IMO

or maybe something a lil' darker?

4. Lasik?
the only things stopping me are these..

I like Blue, Gray and Pure Hazel (:
(they're in the same column! hahaha)


DO NOTget True Sapphire because it looks fake like shit.
Yong Zhi kept telling me that I looked scary,
and the only way to make him stop is to talk about his crow feet!


Yes, I know, I know.
There are coloured contact lenses with 0 degree, so I can wear them, right?



LEFT! 

i mean, 

WRONG!


Those coloured contact lenses make my teeny weeny eyes look much bigger and brighter,
so I'm gonna wear them daily!

Well then, what's the point of spending $4k ++ on Lasik when I'm still gonna wear contact lenses?


Oh man, I need to make a decision soon because I'm turning 21 in 5 years' time!
Don't have much time left! :O


Hahahaha.


Nah, just kidding! :D


p.s. I think Lovey's gonna hate this entry.
TEE HEE.

 



Don't 'cha wish your girlfriend was a bitch like me?
Oh, don't 'cha?








Oh, why so serious my dear Mr. Prince?

 

Hello dearly beloved, do you still believe in fairytales?

Hello everyone, let's talk about trust.

When you've trusted a personal secret to somebody, 
you've broken the trust between your soul and your mouth.

When that somebody had trusted your secret to another person,
he has broken the trust between you and him.

And when he tells your secret to another person,
he has broken the trust between the informer and himself.


So,
why is everybody so uptight to find out that their secret's been let out?


If they can tell it to somebody,
why don't they expect that person to tell it to another person?


A secret, can only be a secret,
when you yourself know about it, and nobody else.


If you don't like what I have been / am writing here,

well,

then why don't you just fuck off.

 

Just think of me, and I'll be there

I've been blog-hopping the whole afternoon.


If there's anything I've learnt from that,
it is the fact that I really cannot tolerate people with bad English.
I mean, you don't have to be really fanciful with your words,
but at least get your subject-verb agreement right?

"I hate people which is ugly."
"This just don't fits me!"
"If I am rich, I will do ladeedah."

oh come on!







"Tell my about your story, Agar Amir!"

"It's about a man who have found a magical cup.
Whenever he cries into the cup, his tears will turn into pearls.
At the end of the story, he stands on top of a mountain of pearls
with a knife and his dead wife in his arms."

"Oh, he killed his wife so that he'll be rich."

"You're fast, Hassan."

"Can I ask you something, Agar Amir?"

"Sure."

"Why couldn't he have just smelled an onion?"



Sometimes, the simple-minded come up with the best solution.

 

 

Heart Strings (or not)

Yesterday,
Darly and I were supposed to go for that (boring) Heart Strings concert.
We didn't, eventually, 'cos she was late and we reckoned it'll be boring anyw.
Hahahah.

We went to the toilet at Tiong Bahru Plaza to experiment with our newly-bought fake eyelashes instead! :D

Or rather, SHE experimented.


I refused to remove mine since I've spent like, an hour putting them on!
Lack of practise huh!
Hahaha.

seee, orange luhhhhh. B-)
Lovey, will you let me paint your nails again if I've bought this colour? hahahaha!


Bob came to take over me at like, 930 or something. 
Somebody has to give himself a makeover first huh?!

The original plan was to head off to orchard/esplanade to take pretty pictures,
but i was too :s to go.
Ugh, what a spoil-sport, right?!

And now I'm down with high fever.
Gonna miss school tomorrow and maybe Tueday.


JEALOUS MUCH?
 

Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand

Meet my  best buddy in class,



Fat Dog.


He doesn't have a nose because he sneezed his nose out one rainy day.




One day, while Fat Dog was minding his own business during China Studies lesson,
Leighleigh said Fat Dog wanted to murder me.
I didn't believe her,
because Fat Dog said he loved me!

In order to make me believe,
she whipped out her zigggg marker,
and BOOM

Fat Dog displayed his true colours.
 

 

Now I'll never look at that dog the same way again.



p.s. I am so bored I'm getting a headache ):

I Am The Winner

BITCH.

Creative much?
If everybody's starting to call me that, then i guess not.
Well duh, bitch my foot uh.


I am going to say this one last time,

I won't love myself any less even if the whole world hates me.

Who are any of you to judge, anyway?

 

... And you're supposed to be on my side,
so stop defending your 4_ girls?!
Even if the whole world thinks that I'm a slut,
you're still supposed to think otherwise.


I have not done anything to her,
Even if i have,

-Sticks out tongue-

suck that up.

Blogger suckssssssssssss.
heh.
So I'm moving on to livejournal (:

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edited 10.20am

MAYBE NOT.

Livejournal sucks too!

I'm taking forever to upload my pics.

UGH.

Am using the new dell desktops now, btw.

Might need to get my lappytop fixed.

Or maybe I should just get an external hard disk?

Hm, what d'yall think?

P.S. This com has detected that ohsofickle has gambling contents

so it's not letting me visit her blogshop.

Damnit, ugh!

-.-

P.P.S 16 more minutes before I have to go for math!

P.P.P.S Lovey, you sis's next to me LOLL

(:

Couldn’t Finish What You've Started

BITCH.

I don't give a fuck about Chinese,

what can you do about that?

(Well other than stand next to me during lesson time,

tests, and erm, maybe on the train.

Hur. )

Finally passed down today.

You don't know how relieved I feel.

I think it's a feeling only Sebastian and I can fully understand.

After so much we've been through, it's finally time for us to take a rest huh.

I'm really glad about passing the band over to Kim Yee and Bryan -

one of them is my closest junior,

and the other is the one who has impressed me the most.

Although I would like to protect all 11 of you from all the burden and unhappiness you will face, I still think you guys deserve the experience. (:

Thank you all.

Everybody makes mistakes,
that's why they put erasers on pencils

- The Simpsons

I'm been hiding all my hopes and dreams away, just in case I ever need them again someday

Caught in the act, ohnos!

This thing sucked, btw. hahahah. Ximin had the rest after I took a bite.

Expert me gave myself a french pedi! :D

xm and leigh asked if I used liquid paper. -.-

xm doesn't look the least bit guilty! :O

Darly and I went shopping afterwards!

I love shopping with her, because I always buy something!

(turned out I spent >$60!)

shopping is cheaper than a trip to the psychaitrist's, xo.

Everybody Wants To Rule The World

Some people just want everything.

Band Major, Drum Major, Student Councillor, Class Chairperson.

They want them ALL.

As if one person can take that much.

As if one person can do that many jobs well.

As if,

one person can rule the world.

Life's fantastic, it's all plastic

Mom and I just brought Toffee to the vet.

Her ligament snapped, so the doctor has to screw a hole in her bone,

and insert a fake ligament to be tied to her real one.

He should be doing so tomorrow.

Whenever I go to the vet's,

my passion for veterinary science would be at its highest.

Since I was Primary 2,

I've always wanted to be a vet.

The whole college course is on an average, 5 years.

And I'll have to go overseas.

I know Gee loves this idea, but I sorta want to stay in Singapore.

I'd rather, if I had a choice.

But what if,

what if I lose my interest halfway throughout the course?

What would I be, then?

All my life, I've only worked towards ONE goal.

If it's not suitable for me,

that's it.

I don't have a backup plan.

Moreover, I'll leave Yongyu, Sugar, and the rest of my family and friends behind.

Sugar will be 14 years old by the time i get back.

A dog doesn't live for too long.

Ugh, what's with this post anyway.

Dreams are for weaving

Today, I've decided to feature daddyy in this post!

(FML much? hahaha)

Anyway, daddyy is not my biological dad,

but lohyuanlong from Santa Land!

hahaha.

I still remember the conversation that sparked it all!

Leighleigh: I smack you with table tennis balls!

daddyy: nooo don't take away my Fathers' Day!

Me: oo don't worry, we'll be your little girls!

And from then on,
he became my best male friend.
I can really tell him A N Y T H I N G -
heart-to-heart talks for 4hours straight, and never run out of topics.

Hahahaha. Old man, I Love You! :D