If only boys were half as fun

Recently,

I have zero desire to blog at all.

It's not that the bitch in me has vanished,

but more like she doesn't feel the need to vomit as much.

ENVIOUS OF US RIGHT?

It's really rare for one to find an other,

so imagine the odds we had to overcome to find one another (L)

And I can't emphasize that more  :)

__ __ __ you have no idea what you've missed girl!

BTW you have gotta start realising that your childish efforts at defaming Jia Le and making him an outcast are totally not changing anything,

because he's honestly more popular than you are!

I mean, he's a member of Boys Over Flowers eh!

HAHA lose already luh :O

Anyway,

I've heard some really funny rumours going on:

#1:

"Daphine's in band uh?"

"No luh, she's in guitar ensemb"

Mmmm, in case you really have to know,

Daphine is in GYM CLUB (Y)

#2:

"OMG Veron doesn't like Daphine eh!

'Cos I heard her tell Daphine on the 1st day of school that she looks like an aunty!"

HAHA this is the winner!

Would you tell somebody that she looked bad if you weren't your ___

(I rly can't find a noun for this gap - love, sister, honeybun etc sounds too general and corny!)

2 more weeks to the holidays,

and 2 more days 'til I get my DSLR!

-squeals in delight-

One day, in the midst of a titration experiment,

I exclaimed,

 "OMG LOOK LOOK THIS IS SO PRETTY!"

And then Little Nuriko (Chem Tchr) came along and said,

"That's just due to the difference in densities"

Which makes me conclude:

 the smarter a girl gets, the slimmer her chances of getting a boyf become.

(Although nuriko is married)

Imagine, guys, bringing your girlf to the beach to watch the sunset.

Guy: "Look sweetheart, the setting sun is as beautiful as you are"

- flashes award-winning smile-

Girl: "Well that's just due to the rotation of the Earth."

 

Or when both of you lie on the sweet-smelling grass, admiring the stars (or rather, YOU are)

Guy: "Baby you're as dazzling as those stars"

 -looks at girl endearingly-

Girl: "...which have been burned out long ago"

Moral of the story?

BIMBOS FTW :}

HAPPY BIRTHDAY D!

My D turns 17 today!

So proud of her for

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 her mere existence?

HAHAHA.

Love love!

P.S. Got this in my mailbox today:

Coolness!

But we're not accepting it because I don't want my girls to be locked up!

P.P.S. Have you ever had an imaginary friend???

I told Leigh about my friend's kid having an imaginary mouse named Jerry,

she she told me of something she's read off somewhere:

This kid, Tom, has an imaginary friend.

Whenever he doesn't wanna have veggie,

he'ld scoop them onto a separate plate and insist it's for his imaginary friend, Jerry.

One day,

Uncle Dick said, "Tom let's go fishing!"

Tom whined, "No I don't want to!"

Uncle Dick persuaded, "Oh come on now, we'll take Jerry along!"

Tom then ran off to his mom and whispered really loudly,

"MOM! Does Uncle Dick not know that Jerry doesn't exist?!"

HAHAHAHAHA!

I thought it was funny!

Did you? :)

I apparently have not been on MSN for a really long time O.O

Bury the castle

SO PRETTY RIGHT?!

DROP DEAD!

But I'm not getting either after a minor/major argument with my mom:

Mom: You can get much prettier stuff with $30.

The real pretty.

Plus these aren't even branded.

Me: THEY ARE!
Just not in Singapore, yet

Mom: I'm not buying for you

Me: Yeah I know,

I wasn't asking you for money.

Anyway you never do give me money for shopping what

Mom: Say that again?

Me: I mean, I want to buy these with my own money

Mom: Okay then buy with your own money

Me: But it's online, so can I borrow your card?

Mom: I dont wanna lend you leh

DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T BUY THOSE SINCE I'M USING MY OWN HARD-EARNED MONEY >:@

My parents are a queer pair.

I can just walk into Coach and pick a random wallet which I don't even SUPERDUPER love,

Mommy or Daddy would buy it for me.

However, if I wanna get my DSLR or holga or online clothing,

they just won't budge!

I don't understand?!!!

Have I mentioned Daddy paid $2xxx for a car plate number which isn't even 3333 or 8888??

Sighs.

Elitism - don't you dare deny its existence

Attended 2 of those research programme talks, namely Nanyang Research Programme (with NTU and NIE) and Science Research Programme because I really need to build up my tissue-paper-thin portfolio (other than being CCA leader I really don't have any other worthy achievements, that is, unless you count passing china studies as one).

Skimming through the info pamphlets and word doc, the only words screaming at me were
"O level equavilebt of 6 points"
"70% and above for math, eng and all sciences"
"150 spaces nationwide"
"20 per school"

I got A2 for math, b3 for bio, b4 for chem and b3 for bio. But that's not stopping me from applying because I really need pretty records since there is only ONE vet science scholarship available in sgp.

Thinking of RJ, HCJ, NJ, ACJ people makes me shiver.

If I'm facing so much competition, how do people in those not-as-academically-inclined schools feel?
(Not looking down at anyone or any school, but rather I'm #justsaying)


Ah well at least I'm not alone (:
TYVM Leigh, my struggle-buddy and D, my main source of motivation! (L)





whoaaa. I just saw the papers with an article about a 40-year-old taking O levels. MADNESS. I don't feel admiration at all! To be honest, I just feel better about myself HAHAHA! (back to old self alrdy heeheeeheeeee)

Taylor Swift cannot sing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUMMY BEAR!

I see Daddy's sexy cleavage!!

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An oddly heartwarming event happened today.

I was sitting behind the rack of Readers' Digest in the library,

sourcing for an article worthy of my GP mini-essay.

Leigh headed off to the book shop to photocopy hers.

Just when she was 2m away,

I heard some words being muttered in Mandarin.

Looking up, I spotted signature dark grey pants with yellow blouse.

And how could I have forgotten... those platform boots.

Uh oh.

 The conversation got louder and soon drew the attention of people in the library,

but the people involved in it seemed oblivious to the commotion they have caused.

I instinctively hid my face behind a copy of RD,

and told myself to ignore the repeated

"朱婉婷在哪里？"

I have no idea what Leigh said because she was really soft and low.

Then came a booming

"朱婉婷!!!!!!!"

-.-

Damnit,

I knew I should have hidden behind The Economist instead -.-

The following conversation happened in Mandarin,

but for convenience sake Imma type it out in English.

Her: Where's your HSK result slip?

Me: Errrrrrr

Her: You see, can't even do anything right!

What socks are you wearing today?

Me: Errr, white socks

Her: Green yesterday and white today?!

Why must you always defy the school rules?

Skirt's too short and socks are wrong...

Take off your socks and throw them away now

Me: Okay okay (but did not do so)

Her: I've checked the HSK scores,

both you and Leigh passed.

I was telling Mdm Lxx Wxx and Mdm Gxx Lxx Hxx that both of you passed because they kept condemning you two.

How could you have not passed?

BTW I suggest you take the HSK exam in April again.

This is a new format so it's easier.

Me: Huhhhh but other than speaking to you now I haven't used Mandarin at all.

Besides I haven't even written my name since the O levels HCL paper.

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Her: You must be more obedient okay?

The new principal doesn't have a good temper so you'll have to behave yourself okay?

WHOA.

Major right.

I immediately felt sooooo touched that she stood up for us in front of my previous 2 Chinese teachers!

Plus she'ld usually scold me for a longer time!

AND SO,

Imma wear RV socks to school tomorrow!

LET THERE BE SPOT-CHECK, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!